*picks up phone* ah, yes sir, we got your résumé. it’s just a bunch of photoshopped pictures of Snails playing the bass guitar. you requested a salary of 3 million dollars an hour. you’re hired
Senpai, you can die like a normal person now.
So… so from now on, please lead a normal life.
Has never made me cry so much in my life
- Llama *akkey-sempai*
why do people romanticize cigarettes theyre nasty af and cause a shit ton of diseases and medical issues
I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography
↪ I can't escape this now, unless you show me how ...